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I was watching porn on my laptop, on the bus home. I was obviously wearing headphones. However, I couldn't hear much of the panting in the video, so I turned up the volume to maximum. Apparently, I didn't plug in my headphones FWM

#1676 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 5:14pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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As I crossed the street to get into my convertible, I noticed a group of developmentally disabled people and their caretakers playing Frisbee in the park next-door. As I turned on my car, the stereo started playing "Let's get Retarded" at full blast. FWM

#1675 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 5:10pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was on line in Target 7 deep and I couldnt hold it any longer. I let a fart burst out that is smelled like someone shit on the floor. I had to do what the crowd did and leave the line. Confessed

#1666 comment (0) - May 25th, 2009 at 3:04am by costaricadman - Random - wow [?]

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I accidentally leaned on my phone and drunk dialed my parents without knowing. They sat and listened for 15 minutes to a conversation I was having at a party...a conversation which involved a huge group of guys convincing me to do a striptease FWM

#1665 comment (0) - May 24th, 2009 at 10:46pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I went to CVS to buy condoms for the first time. The asain cashier asked me how old I was; I am 16. He then said, "Oh. Fucking already?" As I handed him my credit card he told me they didn't accept it and said, "Look like no fucking for you!" He laughed at me the whole way out the door. FWM

#1662 comment (0) - May 24th, 2009 at 7:41pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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my sister made my one night stand a pot of coffee. When my sister asked the girl whether she wanted cream or sugar, the girl looked at me and said: "well, obviously I'm not picky." FWM

#1652 comment (0) - May 24th, 2009 at 7:38pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I was watching some porn without sound across the table from my mom. I was thinking that I was pretty clever until she said, "You know, I can see the reflection in your glasses." FWM

#1651 comment (0) - May 24th, 2009 at 7:31pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday - - It's very nice, but I think they may have misunderstood when I said, "I wanna watch." FWM

#1650 comment (1) - May 24th, 2009 at 3:15pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was going to a yoga class. The gym had huge metal doors with no windows, and as I reached out to open one, a guy walked out and opened the door so fast it ripped off my big toenail, leaving me with a bloody, painful toe. So much for relaxation FWM

#1642 comment (0) - May 24th, 2009 at 7:31am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I'm an alter boy, and one of my sexual fantasies is role playing with my priest. Confessed

#1641 comment (1) - May 23rd, 2009 at 10:16pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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