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there were two kids one black and one white. The black kid says the the white kid "my daddy got a new car and when he honks the horn it says HONGKY HONKY.." The white kid said "well my daddy got a new chain saw and when ever he starts it up it says RUN nigga nigga nigga nigga run nigga nigga nigga" Joke

#1707 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 11:58pm by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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How do you save a black man from drowning in Georgia ? Take your foot of his neck. Joke

#1706 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 11:54pm by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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I turn eighteen in a week and i've fucked 18 people. Most of them were over 25... I like cops, teachers, and italians with ny accents... Confessed

#1705 comment (1) - May 26th, 2009 at 11:26pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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While at the drs today for poison ivy which was on my thighs and my arm, I got my foot caught in the door and scraped the front of my big toe off. Apparently it was the wrong building and her office was next door. Plus, the rash on my thighs is not poison ivy. FWM

#1704 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 11:21pm by Someone - Health - wow [?]

(12) - Been there done that. (2)

At a dinner party over the weekend, a lesbian friend of a friend told me it was her birthday today and she'd like to have sex with me. I agreed and spent the last few days getting ready for my first time with a girl. She stood me up. Didn't even call. FWM

#1703 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 11:16pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(77) - Been there done that. (7)

I was driving shotgun in my friends car. I decide to get some fresh air so I open the window stick my head out the window and it feels great for about ten seconds. We were going 70 miles per hour when bird poop hit my face FWM

#1702 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 10:28pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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My hamster died. As a sixteen year old girl, I was very upset. So I went through my Dad's phone to find a picture of my dead pet. No pictures of Chippy. A few of my Dad's penis, though. FWM

#1701 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 10:22pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was watching the fattest man in the world get married on TV. I turned to my current boyfriend and said, “God, if he can find love, I hope there’s someone crazy enough to marry me!” He turned to me and said, “Yeah, good luck.” FWM

#1700 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 10:16pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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I hugged and comforted my friend after she broke up with her boyfriend, she looked me lovingly in the eyes and says, “I’m so glad that you are gay”. I am straight and I have been in love with her for the last two years. FWM

#1679 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 8:06pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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i think that my crush of two years finally likes me...now that i'm talking to another guy. but you know what, the other guy probably doesn't like me anyways and i already told my crush about him. FWM FWM

#1677 comment (0) - May 26th, 2009 at 6:48pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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