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Yo momma is so skinny she can hang glide from a dorito.. Joke

#1722 comment (0) - May 27th, 2009 at 4:53pm by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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I tried being nice to everyone, held everything in, shit I even sucked up to some people. But in the end of each relationship business or personal I ended up last. It is so fuckin true that nice guys finish last, its pathetic. I got lots to say so follow me on the next post. FWM

#1721 comment (4) - May 27th, 2009 at 7:08am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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Today, I was making pudding that you have to cook. It spilled and spattered all over me, so I took my clothes off to soak. My cell phone was in my pants pocket. FWM

#1720 comment (1) - May 27th, 2009 at 3:47am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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There are three guys on top of a building, one was Asian, one was Mexi., and one was American. The Asian man threw off a bag of rice. He said "We have to many these"; the Mexi. threw of a burrito "We have too many these"; the American picks up the Mexi. and throws him off "We have to many of these" Joke

#1719 comment (0) - May 27th, 2009 at 1:22am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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your house is so dirty the cockroach's drive dune buggy's Joke

#1718 comment (0) - May 27th, 2009 at 12:15am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Your house is soooo dirty i asked you mom if i could use the bathroom. She gave me a flash light and a map and said "my the force be with you. Joke

#1717 comment (0) - May 27th, 2009 at 12:13am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Yo momma is sooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.. Joke

#1716 comment (0) - May 27th, 2009 at 12:11am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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Yo momma is sooooo poor she cant even pay attention. Joke