I went to Chuck E Cheese's with baby cousin. He went into a slide and asked me to follow him, so I did. I was crawling behind him and I got stuck. So, as the fire department was trying to pull me out, my pants were ripped off of me and the boy in the slide with me threw up FWM
#1790 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 6:05pm by BlogGuy - Random - wow [?] (84) - Been there done that. (8)
My cat jumped onto my lap. I started to pet her and she started doing the "clawing" thing, she then got the tip of my penis, I yelled in pain and she freaked out and scratched up all over the top of my legs with her claws trying to jump off of me FWM
#1789 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 6:01pm by BlogGuy - Health - wow [?] (62) - Been there done that. (10)
I got called into HR and was told I would be let go at the end of the week. So upset I went to the bar next door and got slammed, returned to work to quit on the spot only to find out it was a mix up, there is another person with my exact name. I then got fired for going to work drunk! FWM
#1788 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 5:51pm by Someone - Work - wow [?] (43) - Been there done that. (4)
I tried acid for the first time. I was walking down the sidewalk and I got attacked by a goat FWM
#1787 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 5:49pm by BlogGuy - Random - wow [?] (75) - Been there done that. (22)
FWM FWM married 10+ years to my soulmate...we were perfect together for so many years... kids and a great house and all that shit that is supposed to matter in life. He recently let me know he was born female 'inside' & wants a sex change - every day is a reminder that it was all a huge fucking lie FWM
#1771 comment (1) - May 29th, 2009 at 7:44am by Someone - Love - wow [?] (79) - Been there done that. (11)
Today I realized that i have had no life. I am to shy to talk to girls. And i think I'm to ugly for them to even want to hang out with me. So all I do is sit at and think of what could of happened if i wasn't shy. Even in my dreams I cant get a girl. I'm 16 and my life is a waste of room. Confessed
#1770 comment (1) - May 29th, 2009 at 3:44am by Someone - Confession - wow [?] (58) - Been there done that. (86)
I was opening the glass door of my house when something slimy curled around my foot. I jumped into the air screaming like a little girl. It was a wet twig. My whole family was watching from the dinner table. I'm a 25 year old guy. FWM
#1751 comment (0) - May 28th, 2009 at 5:03pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (38) - Been there done that. (14)
yo momma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house they gave her an application. Joke
#1750 comment (0) - May 28th, 2009 at 4:55pm by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?] (17) - Been there done that. (7)
yo momma is so fat she left the house in high heels and came home with flip flops Joke
#1749 comment (0) - May 28th, 2009 at 4:53pm by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?] (18) - Been there done that. (9)
My boyfriend had to give me tips on how to give him a hand job... while i was giving him a hand job. FWM. FWM
#1747 comment (2) - May 27th, 2009 at 11:38pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (81) - Been there done that. (60)
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