As I was walking down the street this young guy bumps into me from behind. Thinking he's a pervert I turn around and start cursing him out. He appologizes, and said he's sorry he didn't see me. I say “WTF are you blind or something asshole”. He takes off his shades and waves his cane, and says “yes you dumb bitch”. He wasn't lying. FWM

I was 14 years old walking home from a friends house. There was a car with about 4 guys in it. One of them started to say something to me and I just kept walking. The next thing you know they jumped out of the car grabbed me by my hair and dragged me in the car the hit me told me to shut up and to close my eyes or I was dead. When I opend my eyes there were over 5 guys with their pants down. They kept me tied up for over a week. I was a virgin. Til this day my parents think I ran away. I'm 19 now. FWM

I was parking my car at 3AM, and I saw the teenaged girl who lives next door to me drunk, and stumbling into her house, so I took her arm to help her, she turned around, screamed, and pepper sprayed me. I spent 5 hrs in the ER, I'm allergic to capsaicin (Chili Peppers), the main ingredient. I was just trying to help her FWM

I tried this liquor called absinthe, and so I lit on fire like I was supposed to, and then blew it out... at least I thought I did. I take t shot, next thing you know, my mouth lips, tongue and my throat were literally on FIRE. FWM

I was shoplifting diet pills when security stopped me & asked me to empty out my pockets. I said "no, I didn't do anything wrong", so he went to call the cops. I ran thinking the cops would never get me. He pulled my coat off of me as I ran. My NY state ID (with my address) was in there. FWM

Thanks giving I help to hand out food in a church. Someone there asked me what I did for a living, so I told them, “I design  web sites mostly adult..” I was scheduled to help again for a kids play.I got a call 3 days before.“They don't allow people like me to participate in anything that has to do with their church” I said “me doing the design for a adult-site is like a contractor laying the cement for a strip club..” The guy hung up on me. FWM

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