F Why Me

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it Joke

#1840 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:15am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

(19) - Been there done that. (1)

Why don't Arabs have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? Because the camels can't handle it Joke

#1836 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:14am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

(14) - Been there done that. (5)

What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans Joke

#1832 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:05am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

(16) - Been there done that. (8)

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood Joke

#1828 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:04am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

(16) - Been there done that. (2)

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Joke

#1824 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:03am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

(18) - Been there done that. (3)

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Joke

#1820 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:02am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

(19) - Been there done that. (4)

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down". Joke

#1816 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:01am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

(13) - Been there done that. (2)

If you turn a blonde upside down, what do you get? A brunette Joke

#1812 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:00am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

(14) - Been there done that. (3)

I realized that the voice I use to think to myself has a british accent FWM

#1799 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 7:15pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(72) - Been there done that. (33)

I just got back my English project. We were supposed to do a story based on our autobiography and I wrote mine based on a girl and her relationships. My teacher wrote, "Great story, but the girl is a slut." That girl is me. I have just been called a slut by English teacher. FWM

#1792 comment (0) - May 29th, 2009 at 6:11pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

(93) - Been there done that. (11)