I woke up late this morning so I rushed to class to give a speech on behavioral mod for my final project. As I'm talking the whole class starts laughing. I had dried toothpaste around my mouth which looked like sperm. And to make it worse,I'm a guy FWM
#700 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 6:43pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (34) - Been there done that. (5)
I was standing on line waiting to order food when my bf standing behind me tells me I have a string hanging from my shorts so I tell him to pull it. When he does I get a sharp pain and scream... it was my tampon string. FWM
#699 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 6:28pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (43) - Been there done that. (7)
My gf and I were kissing and things started to get hot so I put my hand down her pants and started fingering her. A few seconds later she starts screaming... I just finished eating buffalo wings, and forgot to wash my hands FWM
#698 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 6:24pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (30) - Been there done that. (8)
I was spinning on the pole at the strip club I work for when my hands got too sweaty, and I lost my grip. I fell and landed on my head and knocked myself unconscious. FWM
#696 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 6:03pm by Someone - Work - wow [?] (22) - Been there done that. (2)
I was jerking off while hanging myself to get a high. After I came, I decided to let myself just hang there, it felt good. My mom walked in and screamed. I now have to go to therapy twice a week and could possibly get sent away to a mental institute FWM
#695 comment (1) - May 4th, 2009 at 5:58pm by Someone - Health - wow [?] (32) - Been there done that. (3)
Both my schools were just on the news. One for swine flu and another for my professor who murdered three people FWM
#691 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 5:49pm by Someone - Health - wow [?] (30) - Been there done that. (1)
I was horny so I msged my bf. I wrote "baby I want your big cock. come over" and sent it. Five minutes later I got a text back saying "Your mom and I are concerned. Call us." I never realized how close 'Dan' is to 'Dad' in my phonebook... until now. FWM
#690 comment (1) - May 4th, 2009 at 5:45pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (50) - Been there done that. (6)
When my bf woke up this morning, he was really hard, so I asked him in a sexy voice what he was dreaming about, he replied with “my wrestling days back in high school”. FWM
#689 comment (0) - May 4th, 2009 at 5:42pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (8) - Been there done that. (1)
I was visiting my 72 year old Grandma and we were reminiscing about how I used to play with her clothes. I went in her closet to look for some of my fav ones, a box falls off the shelf above me and hits me in the head.It was full of condoms & handcuffs. My grandma gets laid more than I do. FWM
#685 comment (0) - May 3rd, 2009 at 9:57pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (16) - Been there done that. (2)
Today, the girl I've loved for the past two years finally expressed her innermost feelings for me. After a brief make out session, she asked me to "never leave her side". When I got home, my mom told me that my dad got a new job. I'm moving to the other side of the globe in two weeks. FWM
#678 comment (1) - May 3rd, 2009 at 3:05pm by Someone - Love - wow [?] (65) - Been there done that. (11)
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