F Why Me

I just brought my new girl friend home to meet my mom. They started talking, Her dad is the ex husband of her dead sister. My new girl friend is the 1rst cousin i never met.. FWM

#771 comment (0) - May 7th, 2009 at 7:42pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I was messing around with a girl I met at a part, and was fingering her. She was so wet that it ran down my wrists. Little bit later my friend asks me if I cut my hand. I didn't. I had period blood on my hands. FWM

#766 comment (1) - May 7th, 2009 at 7:18am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester FWM

#764 comment (2) - May 7th, 2009 at 6:55am by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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I woke up with pink eye in both of my eyes. My vision was blurry, and it really hurt. So I put neosporin allover the corners. 2 minutes later my eyes were hurting even more. It wasn't neosporin...it was my mom's preparation H. FWM

#746 comment (0) - May 7th, 2009 at 5:45am by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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My 8 year old son asked where do babies come from. I figured it was time for the “talk”. After explaining the process for 20 minutes he says “get to the good shit, tell me about hookers and blow jobs.” FWM

#745 comment (1) - May 7th, 2009 at 5:04am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I woke up in a woman's bed who I met at a bar last night. I got up, went to the bathroom to take a piss, and brush my teeth. When I open the medicine cabinet to get toothpaste, I see a prescription for valtrex. Valtex treats herpes. FWM

#743 comment (1) - May 7th, 2009 at 5:01am by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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I have a crush on a guy named John. John sent me a txt msg saying “Hey baby, how are you? When I left the dorm to get food my roomate to be a smartass sent a txt back saying “I want to fuck you”. The only John I have saved in my phone is my stepdad. FWM

#741 comment (1) - May 7th, 2009 at 4:58am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(27) - Been there done that. (3)

my bf recently asked me if i wanted to go on a holiday with him to south of france. of course, i said yes. so we were on the plane, when, feeling spontaneous, i grab his hand and whisper 'toilet. now.' I'm in the toilet, topless, when i hear three knocks. i open it, and it's an old fat guy... FWM!!! FWM

#731 comment (1) - May 6th, 2009 at 12:43pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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Me and my friend were at a party, and we were completely drunk. We decided to take a rest on a bed. Next thing i know, she hurledall over the bed, and ME!! What's worse, I had to clean up everything, and her... FWM

#730 comment (1) - May 6th, 2009 at 12:38pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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i realized, this morning, when i leave school to go home for summer on friday i'm going to cheat on my boyfriend. FWM FWM

#724 comment (2) - May 5th, 2009 at 11:09pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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