Today was my 21st. birthday. My mom and dad came to my college to take me to dinner. I was in the shower when they arrived at my dorm. They then looked at pictures on my camera, yelled at me for being a slut, financially cut me off and left. The picture was of me and my ex hugging on the beach. FWM FWM
#950 comment (0) - May 11th, 2009 at 11:16pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (37) - Been there done that. (2)
I work in dominoes sometimes pizzas fall off the oven conveyor belt and land face down on the floor. So we just pick them up sprinkle new cheese on it and stick it back in half way. Or just put new cheese on top. By the time it gets to the house the cheese has melted and it looks better then before. FWM
#948 comment (0) - May 11th, 2009 at 5:24pm by Someone - Confession - wow [?] (16) - Been there done that. (4)
Today, was finally dress down day at my school. I had just bought a really cute mini skirt and I was so excited to wear it. I threw it on and ran to school. EVERYONE was starring at me and I knew I looked great. Turns out i forgot to shave my legs. Plus im paki.. gorilla legs was my new nickname FWM
#947 comment (1) - May 11th, 2009 at 5:07pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (26) - Been there done that. (3)
so i was with a couple of friends and we were on holiday. we decided to go down to the beach, and hearing that it was a naked beach, i thought, fuck it, and went down topless. my friends didnt. turned out it wasnt a naked beach. it was a FAMILY beach... and everyone saw. FWM
#946 comment (1) - May 11th, 2009 at 4:43pm by Someone - Confession - wow [?] (19) - Been there done that. (4)
I discovered I had lung cancer, I've never smoked but my whole family has been smoking around me for 20 years. None of them have cancer. FWM FWM
#945 comment (0) - May 11th, 2009 at 10:58am by Someone - Health - wow [?] (57) - Been there done that. (7)
When my bf woke up this morning, he was really hard, so I asked him in a sexy voice what he was dreaming about, he replied with “my wrestling days back in high school”. FWM
#932 comment (0) - May 11th, 2009 at 4:28am by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (32) - Been there done that. (4)
Today I was using a co-workers computer because my computer was not working. I was searching hp printers on google. When I typed the letter h google autofilled how to take advantage of little children. This man has been babysitting my children for the last three months. FWM FWM
#930 comment (0) - May 10th, 2009 at 2:05pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?] (54) - Been there done that. (1)
Today was my moms 50th. After an hour looking for the perfect gift, I finally bought her a $1200 chanel bag. She told me next time to put some effort into it and stop being cheap. For my birthday I got a lunchbox. I'm 23! FWM
#928 comment (0) - May 10th, 2009 at 4:56am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (30) - Been there done that. (4)
I was needed an outfit for Senior 70's day, so I decided to go through some boxes in the attic to look for my moms things from when she was younger. I didn’t find any, but I did find the porno my mom stared in, in the 80s. FWM FWM
#925 comment (2) - May 10th, 2009 at 4:44am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (23) - Been there done that. (1)
The Fedex guy delivered a box, I thought it was my bathing suit, but when I opened the box without looking at the label. It wasn't my bathing suit. It was a bunch of sex toys my parents had ordered. FWM
#924 comment (0) - May 10th, 2009 at 4:42am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (33) - Been there done that. (2)
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