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Everyday in gym glass i volunteer to hand out the towels so i can see all my class mates naked.. FWM

#976 comment (2) - May 12th, 2009 at 6:06am by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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At work, I was wearing my reading glasses, and my boss came up to me and said “I didn't know you wear glasses”. I said “Only when I work”. I've been working there for 3 years. FWM

#959 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 5:40am by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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I was at the barber shop getting a haircut, and shave. My barber makes a comment about my long nose hairs so I let him tweeze them for me. It hurt so much I started to cry. I'm 6'1”, and 250lbs. FWM

#958 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 5:33am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was on a greyhound bus from PA to NY when one of the baggage compartments under the bus fly open, and a bag falls out. As it falls out a truck drives by and crushes it. Out of 40 passengers, it had to of been mine. My $2k laptop was in there. FWM

#957 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 5:29am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I walked up a total of 12 flights of stairs to get to my apartment because the elevator was being fixed. As I'm unlocking the door, I see my neighbor get off the elevator. FWM

#956 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 5:19am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I have to tell my friend that just came back from Iraq that his best friend committed suicide. FWM

#955 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 5:19am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I spent the night at my gf's for the 1st time in a month. I got really drunk and passed out on her couch & woke up at 2am. So I went upstairs to lay in bed with her. I accidentally crawled into bed, and started spooning with her 65 yr old grandma. FWM

#954 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 3:14am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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When I'm in a bad mood, and a tourist stops and asks me for directions, I purposely send them the wrong way. FWM

#953 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 3:07am by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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My husband and I sat down at the table to both exchange the news we had for eachother. I told him I wanted a divorce because of his low income. After I said that, it was his turn. The news he was so anxious to share was he hit the lottery, and will not fight the divorce FWM

#952 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 3:06am by Someone - Money - wow [?]

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I went to my car at 6 this morning to get my phone. I forgot my keys so I used my valet key. It set off my alarm and while running back into my fraternity, I broke my ankle stepping on a beer bottle, broke my nose on another car and set off its alarm, which set off two other alarms. FWM FWM

#951 comment (1) - May 11th, 2009 at 11:28pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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