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I was bent over with my ass exposed during my proctology exam. The doctor said, 'I know you're going to enjoy this' jokingly. My response, as a hot nurse walked in an saw the doc hovering over me: "Enjoy my ass." FWM

#988 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 10:27pm by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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I was running to court and didn't want to be late for my court date for assault charges. I ended up knocking over a kid but couldn't stop to apologize. The judge ended up being late, he was angry because someone had knocked over his kid outside the courthouse FWM

#987 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 10:26pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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Today, I was holding my coffee and phone in one hand while opening my bag with the other on the bus. I was trying to put my phone away before it would get confiscated in school. Instead of dropping in my phone, I dropped my coffee in my bag. Everything is ruined. FWM

#986 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:55pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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My 5 year old daughter was playing dress up. She comes out of her room wearing one of her dresses, twirls around and says “Mommy look, I'm a whore just like you”. FWM

#984 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:50pm by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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My friend and I were dying our hair when our scalp started burning, so we rush to rinse our hair. All her faucets wouldn't turn on. Her landlord was doing maintenance on the pipes, so we had no choice but to rinse our hair out in the toliet FWM

#983 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:18pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I'm a bus driver and I dropped off my last passenger, so I let out a loud scream of relief. I sounded like Tarzan. I look back and I see a girl sitting in the back of the bus. She starts screaming for me to stop the bus and let her off FWM

#982 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:16pm by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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I was in the backyard with my son. My eyes were squinting so he asked what's wrong with your eyes. I told him the sun was bothering me a little. I ran in the house to answer the phone, when I come out I see him holding my Burberry glasses. He colored the lenses in with markers to make sunglasses FWM

#981 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:15pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was driving to work, and heard someone behind me honking. So I stuck my hand out the the sun roof and flipped whoever was honking the finger. The driver pulls up next to me and lowers the window... it was my boss FWM

#980 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 9:13pm by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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My boyfriend and I love to go to this empty parking lot to do ...uh dirty things. so one day we where doing our dirty job when we see a light shining. It was a police man.. he thought i was a prostitute. FWM

#978 comment (0) - May 12th, 2009 at 6:20pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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When i was a little kid i use to pick my nose and eat the boogers. I'm 23 now and i still do.. FWM

#977 comment (3) - May 12th, 2009 at 6:11am by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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