Last night my boyfriend put his hand on my breast and the other on my stomach and said "damn baby your stomach sticks out more then your breast".... I'm a D cup FWM
#1029 comment (1) - May 14th, 2009 at 6:35pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (31) - Been there done that. (7)
When I woke up this morning, I heard the water on and assumed it was my boyfriend who I live with just taking a shower. So I went into the bathroom, got undressed and jumped into the tub without thinking. After I get in I realized it was his dad who was staying with us for a few days FWM
#1028 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 6:32pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (10) - Been there done that. (1)
I guess my 6 year old daughter wasn't to crazy about my new bleach blonde hair, because I woke up to her coloring my hair in with a black sharpie. FWM
#1027 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 6:19pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (16) - Been there done that. (0)
My boyfriend comes up to me from behind and hugs me. As he is hugging me he puts his face in my neck, takes a deep breathe, and says “Mmmm, you smell like Fluffy”. Fluffy is his mom's dog. FWM
#1023 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 5:45pm by Someone - Love - wow [?] (9) - Been there done that. (3)
I have nothing better to do but read about people's problems. FWM FWM
#1022 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 4:02pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (10) - Been there done that. (74)
I have to do an important presentation on Macbeth for my final grade so to remember the lines I made up a little dance and song. Before my presentation I went to the bathroom to practice real quick. As I was singing and dancing a bunch of dudes walk in on me. I'm the captain of the football team. FWM
#1021 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 2:09am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (15) - Been there done that. (5)
I'm a surgeon, and today I was talking to one of my patients that I will be operating on tomorrow. I was still tired and hungover, and I accidentally said we will have this same talk “Post Mortem” Instead of during the Post Operation. My patient is now looking for another surgeon. FWM
#1014 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 2:04am by Someone - Work - wow [?] (42) - Been there done that. (2)
I went for my phsyical to join the Army. All my friends who went through this said they were examined naked. When it's my turn I do in the room and start removing all of my clothes. Just after I take my thong off the doc says “That's nice, but I only asked you to take off your shirt” FWM
#1013 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 2:01am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (11) - Been there done that. (1)
My boyfriend and I made a porno. I uploaded it to send it to him via e-mail. I accidentally sent it to his mom. FWM
#1012 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 1:58am by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (24) - Been there done that. (2)
Today, after my graduation ceremony, I was dumped, kicked out by my parents, and when I called my grandmother to tell her I graduated, she said "I don't care." I finished with a 3.92, honors and three varsity letters. I have a new job, but I don't get paid for a month, leaving me ten dollars. FWM
#1011 comment (0) - May 13th, 2009 at 9:27pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (30) - Been there done that. (3)
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