My extensively planeed practical joke on my sister has been ruined by random probability. Yeah, I can salvage it, but it just wont be the same. FWM
#1074 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:52pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (23) - Been there done that. (2)
My entire family, including my husband think I'm a physical therapist. I have been an escort for the past 5 years. FWM
#1070 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:46am by Someone - Confession - wow [?] (39) - Been there done that. (6)
I have been sleeping with my sister's boyfriend for the past 3 weeks. I'm a guy. FWM
#1069 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:36am by Someone - Confession - wow [?] (55) - Been there done that. (7)
I got kicked out of Macy's because my son was caught "feeling up" a mannequin... he's 18. FWM
#1061 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:21am by Someone - Kids - wow [?] (33) - Been there done that. (0)
My 7yr old was screaming and yelling wanting ice cream at 7am. I sent him to his room and told him to scream as much as he wanted. He took my advice and began to yell rape, murder, help and scream out the window. It wasn't long before someone called the cops. I was the only one laughing FWM
#1060 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:20am by Someone - Kids - wow [?] (14) - Been there done that. (0)
I went to the gyn to get nuvaring. The women who explained how it works and how to properly insert it into my vagina turned out to be my boyfriend's ex. I found this out when I went for my first ultrasound. FWM
#1058 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 5:16am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (25) - Been there done that. (5)
I went to the strip club with a few of the guys. As I was putting a dollar bill into the stripper's thong, she turns her face around and I see it's the girl I have been dating for 6 months. Now I understand why she never spoke about her job before. FWM
#1051 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 4:57am by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (13) - Been there done that. (0)
I saw my friend's bf kissing a girl we hate Liam, so I wanted to tell her. Typing fast I accidentally left out the “L”, so I ended up writing “iam sleeping with your boyfriend”. Before I text her back with the correction she sent “That's karma getting me back for sleeping with yours”. FWM
#1042 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 3:54am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (39) - Been there done that. (2)
There was this guy I really liked and me and him started talking on a regular basis. I went on vacation and he confessed to hooking up with two girls one night. I forgave him. He decided he didn't want to date me because of my "history." I've never had a fucking threesome. FWM. FWM
#1038 comment (0) - May 15th, 2009 at 1:10am by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (14) - Been there done that. (1)
I was on the train at 1am and saw the really hot girl. After a few mins of talking, she says “you want to fuck?”. I said yeah, she laughs and gets off at the next stop. The next day my gf breaks up with me. Turns out the girl on the train was her sister that I never met, and recognized me from pics. FWM
#1031 comment (0) - May 14th, 2009 at 6:50pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (15) - Been there done that. (0)
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