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my mother and I were cleaning my room. Underneath my bed, she found my vibrator. Devastated, I sat there and waited for her reaction. She looked at me and smiled, saying "I have the same one, in purple!" FWM

#1914 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 6:26pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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Today,me and my boyfriend were playing a game on his iTouch,it was laying on his lap. When my teacher came by, he hid it. I got suspended for inappropriate behavior towards others. FWM

#1806 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 4:39pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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This girl i have liked for so long finally went out with me. The date went perfect In my car we started kissing she grabbed my dick and i came right in her hand.. FWM

#1894 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 4:38pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I found a bunch of unopened condoms in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom I share with my little brother. I used one the next time I had sex with my girlfriend, and today my brother asked me if I knew where the condoms where that he had poked holes into with his friends. FWM

#1897 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 4:34pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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While I was sleeping, my three year old son crawled onto the end of my bed during a storm because he was scared. I thought he was one of our cats so I kicked him off. He hit the wall. FWM

#1900 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 4:29pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop Joke

#1860 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:26am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy Joke

#1856 comment (2) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:24am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard Joke

#1852 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:20am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass Joke

#1848 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:19am by Someone - Gay Jokes - wow [?]

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me im going in Joke

#1844 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:18am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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