I was in Spanish class and we were reviewing numbers. I take both Italian and Spanish, so I get some words confused. My partner in class asked me what 'five' was. I replied with 'chinco'. I accidentally combined 'cinque' and 'cinco'. He's Asian FWM
#1141 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 5:59pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (17) - Been there done that. (0)
Yesterday, my girlfriend broke up with me at lunch in school. Next period is Biology. My teacher made the two of us lab partners. FWM FWM
#1140 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 5:43pm by Someone - Love - wow [?] (4) - Been there done that. (8)
I told my boyfriend of two years that i was ready to have some 'fun.' He then told me that the reason he wanted to talk was because last night he met a girl who was a bit older and had more experience, and he was tired of waiting for me. He didn't meet my mom until last night.. at a bar FWM
#1138 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 5:08pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (6) - Been there done that. (3)
My wife is 2 months pregnant. I had a vasectomy last year. FWM
#1128 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 12:31am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (27) - Been there done that. (2)
My sister came up to me screaming, she is engaged. Later, when my boyfriend asked when I was going to tell my parents I'm engaged, I looked at him with a confused stare. He proposed to my identical twin sister by accident. FWM
#1127 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 12:07am by Someone - Love - wow [?] (23) - Been there done that. (3)
My niece asked me if she could make a smoothie with blackberries in it. I said okay. Since she's usually pretty responsible I left her alone after I set up the blender for her. A few minutes later I hear the sound of my brand new Blackberry Storm being torn to shreds FWM
#1125 comment (0) - May 16th, 2009 at 11:43pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?] (31) - Been there done that. (3)
My 4 yr old son was playing House with the little girl next door. They went through a day as "husband and wife", then didn't know what to do after 'work'. The girl said "I'll rub your feet like my mommy." to which my son replied, "I'll rub your tits like daddy." FWM
#1124 comment (0) - May 16th, 2009 at 10:36pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?] (25) - Been there done that. (2)
I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything for about ten minutes, except for hello. After I spilled my feelings for like 10 minutes, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later! FWM
#1123 comment (0) - May 16th, 2009 at 10:32pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (3) - Been there done that. (2)
My husband got me gorgeous diamond earrings with a matching necklace, bracelet, and ring. On the inside of the ring was engraved: "Now and Forever My Precious Anne." My name is Michelle FWM
#1122 comment (0) - May 16th, 2009 at 10:32pm by Someone - Love - wow [?] (12) - Been there done that. (2)
I finally lost my virginity with my boyfriend. I texted my friend a little after to tell her the news, she asks: "What was it like!?" I responded "Not that good, it was his first time too so it was awkward and you can tell he didn't know what to do." I accidentally sent it to my boyfriend FWM
#1121 comment (0) - May 16th, 2009 at 10:30pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (15) - Been there done that. (0)
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