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I'm sleeping with my 8th period math teacher. He's 67. I've always been bad in math, and this is my senior year, didn't want to take a chance of failing, and losing my college scholarship. FWM

#1239 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 6:16pm by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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There was an assembly. My boyfriend had been planning to meet me in the bathroom. I got into it right away. He had improved. Within 5 minutes my bra was off, his penis was out, and we were up against the wall. Then, my boyfriend walked in. I was with his twin brother the whole time! FWM

#1144 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 6:05pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I went to a funeral. After the funeral I was listening to some of my aunts talk about a guy who looked really good in his suit at the funeral named George. I asked who was he, and they looked at me in shock. It was George's funeral FWM

#1137 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 5:07pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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My girlfriend and I were in a kinky mood so we made a sex video and uploaded it to our favorite porn site. The next day the moderators moved it to the “Fat Porn” section FWM

#1136 comment (1) - May 18th, 2009 at 5:02pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I woke up and realized the guy I like texted me saying "I like you" at 3 in the morning. I waited till later in the day so I could build up the courage to text him back. I texted him saying I like you too. His response: "Oh sorry, I was drunk last night when I sent that, my bad FWM

#1133 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 5:35am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I took my gf out to dinner, and had the waiter bring out a drink with an engagement ring so I can propose. As soon as the drink is placed in front of her, she says “Thank God, I need a drink” and takes a big gulp... She swallowed the ring and started choking. The waiter had to give her the heimlich. FWM

#1201 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 12:20am by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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I decided to give my boyfriend a handjob when he was still sleeping. He quickly woke up and answered 'mom?' FWM

#1199 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 11:46pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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I woke up and realized the guy I like texted me saying "I like you" at 3 in the morning. I waited till later in the day so I could build up the courage to text him back. I tex FWM

#1167 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 8:21pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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My parents forced me to go to church. I was listening to my Ipod the whole time and just as the priest said, "And so Jesus was hung upon the cross," my battery died and without thinking I shouted, "Aw crap! It's dead!" FWM

#1157 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 7:27pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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My 10 year old daughter walked in on me having sex with her aunt. I'm still married to her mom. FWM

#1145 comment (0) - May 17th, 2009 at 6:08pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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