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I've slept with 8 guys already. I've only used a condom with half of them, I'm afraid I mgiht have an STD since I haven't checked myself not once. FWM

#1294 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 4:57am by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad. Joke

#1463 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 12:12am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads. Joke

#1462 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 12:09am by Someone - Gay Jokes - wow [?]

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If there is a black, and spanish man in the back of a car, who is driving? The cops. Joke

#1460 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 12:05am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Joke

#1459 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 12:04am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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Yo momma is so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she put her feet on the table and said “corn”. Joke

#1458 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 12:03am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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My girl friend is such a prude, she never wants to to anything, but she loves to drink. so put xanax in her drinks like all the time then she gets all fucked up i do w/e i want to her and the next day she don't remember a thing.. FWM

#1277 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 11:50pm by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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I was in the T-mobile store when I ran into my doc. Hes elderly and can barely hear, but apparently the best in the field. We started talking, and he told me he dropped his phone into the toilet. Then he put it into the microwave to "dry it out". He performed my operation last week FWM

#1275 comment (2) - May 18th, 2009 at 11:27pm by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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My mom found an empty baggie with residue in my back pocket, of course I denied knowing how it go there. They said if I was telling the truth I would agree to take a piss test, so I did. Turns out I have vd & I'm pregnant. I used my girlfriend's piss. FWM

#1273 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 9:11pm by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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I drove past a police station and there was a group of officers protesting outside against budget cuts on the police department. A sign read 'Honk to show your support' so I honked my horn three times. A cop then pulled me over and game me a ticket for $75 for 'misuse of horn FWM

#1268 comment (0) - May 18th, 2009 at 8:19pm by Someone - Money - wow [?]

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