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After unsuccessfully trying to get my boyfriend to cum for hours, his mother arrived home early. She called his name, to see if he was home. He came FWM

#1432 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:53am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(27) - Been there done that. (3)

What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud. Joke

#1461 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:52am by Someone - Gay Jokes - wow [?]

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I was playing in a recreational volleyball league. I ran into the bathroom to throw on a pad. I forgot to take off the strip and securely place it on my panties. When I jumped and hit the ball, my pad fell onto the floor, everyone saw FWM

#1431 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:52am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During my struggle the phone rang so I asked my 4-year-old daughter to answer it. "Daddy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. He's hitting the bottle FWM

#1430 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:51am by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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I found out if I die my daughter will get 1,000+ dollars a month in Social Security, She said "WHOO-HOO" FWM

#1429 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:51am by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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When no one is home, I borrow my mom's and sister's bra and thongs and dance around wearing them pretending to be a stripper. I'm an 18 yr old dude. Confessed

#1428 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:50am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I called the wife of the man with Alzheimer's I take care of to see when I should come to work. He thinks I'm trying to steal their figs because I asked him when they'd be ripe. My job is now on hold for 2 weeks until he forgets, because he 'never wants to see that boy again.' FWM

#1427 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:50am by Someone - Work - wow [?]

(7) - Been there done that. (2)

My girlfriend came home from work and sat down next to me on the couch, she said "What do you want to do Saturday?" I leaned over and wispered to her "I just want to have sex with you." she happened to be talking to her father on her blue tooth, her father is also a Preacher FWM

#1426 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:49am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(9) - Been there done that. (3)

Yo momma is so fat, she uses a VCR as a pager. Joke

#1464 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 12:13am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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Im really feeling my boy friends brother a lot. When I go to his house I wait until he falls asleep & parks my car down the block, walk back & get in bed with his brother. His Brother has a really Big PENIS & i think im in LOVE{LUST} with him FWM

#1306 comment (0) - May 19th, 2009 at 7:38am by IMAGINECLASS - Sex - wow [?]

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