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My gf caught me making out with someone else.My excuse:i was drunk and mistook the girl for her. the girl i made out with while i was drunk was a 6'2" drunk trans with a serious tan; my gf? 2 shades from albino and 5'4" ...i just lost my possible fiancee because of a mexican trans names Jesus... FWM

#1543 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 3:04am by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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A guy addresses to a girl in a bar: Do you want to play “Magic”? - What game is this? - We go to my house, make sex and after you disappear... Joke

#1581 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 2:05am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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How do you confuse a Jew? Put him in a circle room and tell him there is a penny in the corner. Joke

#1575 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:49am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! Joke

#1574 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:45am by Someone - Yo Momma - wow [?]

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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss. Joke

#1571 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:42am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag? Twix Joke

#1570 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:41am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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I've came up with the conclusion that i am just addicted to SEX... My Ex boyfriends think that I left them for reasons that are not even the case. The truth is I LOVE SEX & i cant function quite well without this... Confessed

#1452 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 10:56pm by Someone - Confession - wow [?]

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My boyfriend of 8 months asked me how to spell my name. FWM

#1435 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:57am by Someone - Love - wow [?]

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My boss texted me on my work phone with information about a meeting that was later in the day. i always send a text back to let them know i got the text. i was typing "kk" on my blackberry when it auto corrected it to "kkk" and then it was sent. my boss is black FWM

#1434 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:54am by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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I finally got the courage to ask my girlfriend to have a threesome. She got unusually excited and said her hot friend Jamie would be perfect and we could do it later today. She brought Jaime over when she was done work. Jaime is a guy FWM

#1433 comment (0) - May 20th, 2009 at 7:53am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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