F Why Me

When I arrived home from work, my wife noticed a small lipstick smudge on the collar of my shirt. she then told me what a relief it was that I too was unfaithful, she'd been banging our neighbor for 6 months, the lipstick was hers from when she kissed me goodbye this morning FWM

#1553 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 8:24pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

(79) - Been there done that. (2)

I was at work, I work at a dry cleaners. My boss brought some clothes in and a pair of his underwear were stuck in them. To make my co-worker laugh, I put them on over my pants and started doing a dance. My boss walked out in the middle of my performance. FWM

#1552 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 7:52pm by Someone - Work - wow [?]

(11) - Been there done that. (1)

I realized my federal taxes weren't filed, so I called the IRS to ask if there would be any negative outcomes (monetary penalties). He said "you just have to file them." I asked again. Same response. Flustered, I screamed "IS THIS F'ING GOING TO EFFECT MY CITIZENSHIP?!" I was born in CT. FWM

#1551 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 2:07pm by Someone - Money - wow [?]

(7) - Been there done that. (3)

I was at my school and buying a t-shirt for an upcoming event we're having. When I walked up to the window the woman working there told me "Sorry, we're out of extra larges." I hadn't told her what size I wanted. FWM

#1550 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:48pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(14) - Been there done that. (3)

I had sex for the first time with my new Prince Albert piercing. It was amazing until I came inside her and found out the condom broke FWM

#1549 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:39pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(35) - Been there done that. (0)

I have slept with more than twenty people. I wasn't in a relationship with any of these people...in fact, I only know six of their names Confessed

#1548 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:35pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(20) - Been there done that. (2)

there was a big accident on the road. Many people were all around the victim. Since I am a reporter, I decided to be the first to report it, so I yelled "I am the son of the victim!". They all looked at me in disbelief, and stepped aside. The victim was a Chihuahua FWM

#1547 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:35pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(25) - Been there done that. (2)

I finally confronted the creepy guy who has been texting me nonstop. When he finally got the hint, I was so relieved that I ran to tell my mother. Her response? "Who will take your virginity now?!" FWM

#1546 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:12pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(16) - Been there done that. (2)

I'm a 25 yr old guy. I just got released from doing 30 days in jail. It was my first time in jail... and I really enjoyed being my cell mate's bitch... he was a 250lb black man. Confessed

#1545 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 1:10pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(17) - Been there done that. (5)

My mom punished me because she found out the guy I was forbidden to see had been coming over. I denied that she had ever been to our house. My mom said she had evidence. She printed out a picture of the guy's car at my house from Google Earth FWM

#1544 comment (2) - May 22nd, 2009 at 12:58pm by Someone - Love - wow [?]

(39) - Been there done that. (4)