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I used a tampon for the first time. trying to get it in, I put my leg up on the toilet. I then slipped in water, fall, and hit my head on the toilet seat FWM

#1572 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:43am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I realized my husband couldn't keep an erection while we were engaging in sexual things, so we decided to get a checkup for him. After hours of testing, the doctor tells me the news. Good news, my husband is fine. Bad news, turns out he is Gay. I payed 2500 to get told my husband is gay. FWM

#1569 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:40am by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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i contemplate becoming a vegen seeing my mother's cooking, seeing my dad's i change my mind Confessed

#1567 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:18am by Someone - Health - wow [?]

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"What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move? 'Drop it, nigger.'" Joke

#1566 comment (2) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:03am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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My husband and I told our 3 year old daughter that she was going to be a big sister, a baby was growing in mommy's tummy. She cried and stormed off, then later when i took her to daycare she told her teacher that mommy ate her baby brother FWM

#1559 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:52pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl. I asked her if she wanted a carrot because there good for your eyesight. She wouldn't eat it. I was forcing her to eat it, telling her she will have bad vision. Later I get a call from her mom screaming at me. Her daughter is allergic to carrots. FWM

#1558 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:26pm by Someone - Kids - wow [?]

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I was eating Oreos with my boyfriend at my house. He made a comment on how I scrape the icing off since I don't like it. Just as my mom walks in I say, "I've told you before the white stuff is disgusting!!" After an awkward pause, my bf puts his arm around me and says, "That's my girl!" FWM

#1557 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:22pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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I had a stomach ache so I decided to use the toilet in the restroom at work. Someone else was finished using the stall and leaves. On his way out, he decided to be green and turns off the light. I was stuck in the dark for a good 5 minutes FWM

#1556 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:18pm by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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I was at Cedar Point. I saw a guy with a HUGE mo-hawk, and I blew a kiss to him as a joke, and he blew one back. He then followed me to the next ride, and while standing in line he leaned over the rail, looked me square in the eye and said "I Love You"...I'm a 17 year old guy FWM

#1555 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:09pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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While i was looking for money in my dads nightstand, i came across a dido. He's single FWM

#1554 comment (0) - May 22nd, 2009 at 9:07pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

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