I was jogging and I saw this cute guy. So I kept jogging by his house and on the fifth time around he yelled "STOP STALKING ME!" and ran inside his house FWM
#1617 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 6:17pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (33) - Been there done that. (6)
I had to tell my mom that my new girlfriend is pregnant. My mom, who introduced us, looked horrified. Apparently my girlfriend's mom and my mom found each other some internet group for people who adopt. They wanted to see if we'd guess ourselves that we are biologically brother and sister FWM
#1616 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 6:08pm by Someone - Random - wow [?] (207) - Been there done that. (6)
I went to get my nails done. As soon as I walk in, the lady at the desk looks me over and says with a disgusted look on her face You here for eyebrow and upper lip wax? FWM
#1615 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 5:57pm by Someone - Work - wow [?] (41) - Been there done that. (4)
me and my mom where shoping at wal-mart and 3 guys walk by and i was looking at bras and one of them said nice boobies and my mom said she to young for you and i said mom thats my boy friend and after that he dumped me FWM FWM FWM
#1614 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 2:35am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (23) - Been there done that. (5)
I went to a party and left with this really hot blonde chick. Back at her place, we made out on her bed and she started taking my clothes off. I was completely naked, and she gave me amazing head. Then she stood up and took off her clothes. She had a penis. He thought I knew FWM
#1580 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:57am by Someone - Sex - wow [?] (76) - Been there done that. (4)
I used my fathers electric razor to shave my face. Afterwards he was being smartass about how smooth my face was and he asked me where i got the razor. I told him I used his. His face went red and he said he used that to shave his bush FWM
#1579 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:56am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (60) - Been there done that. (2)
I went to a public bathroom, and the toilet I wanted to use hadn't been previously flushed. I didn't want to smell the shit, so instead of leaning over and flushing it with my hand I raised my foot to place down on the handle. I slipped, and my leg plunged straight into the toilet FWM
#1578 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:54am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (53) - Been there done that. (4)
I was at the mall with my cousins. We were in the food court and my cousins were talking about how they liked it when the Sprite goes down their throat still fizzy. Without thinking, I shook my Sprite and opened it. The whole food court was silent, looking at me dripping with Sprite FWM
#1577 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:52am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (21) - Been there done that. (2)
I had spilled my heart out to my therapist, she said "So...is there anything wrong with your life?" and with that she dropped her clipboard revealing that all she had been doing the whole time was doodling pictures of penguins the whole time, not even she will listen to me. FWM
#1576 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:51am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (32) - Been there done that. (1)
I woke up late for school. I was in a huge rush, and with no time to shower I decided to just cover myself in aerosol cologne. I put it on, got in my car and made it. Apparently, my little sister was working on a project the night before. She put the spraypaint can next to the cologne. FWM
#1573 comment (0) - May 23rd, 2009 at 1:44am by Someone - Random - wow [?] (28) - Been there done that. (1)
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