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Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop Joke

#1860 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:26am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Mickey goes to the judge after speaking to him before about getting a divorce with Minney. The judge says "I'm sorry Mickey but I couldn't find grounds for divorce for being insane. Mickey looks stunned and says "I didn't say she was insane I said she was fuc**** Goofy Joke

#1856 comment (2) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:24am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard Joke

#1852 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:20am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass Joke

#1848 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:19am by Someone - Gay Jokes - wow [?]

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me im going in Joke

#1844 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:18am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it Joke

#1840 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:15am by Someone - Anything Else - wow [?]

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Why don't Arabs have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? Because the camels can't handle it Joke

#1836 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:14am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans? Baked beans Joke

#1832 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:05am by Someone - Racist - wow [?]

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Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood Joke

#1828 comment (0) - May 30th, 2009 at 12:04am by Someone - Blonde - wow [?]

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Joke