my mother and I were cleaning my room. Underneath my bed, she found my vibrator. Devastated, I sat there and waited for her reaction. She looked at me and smiled, saying "I have the same one, in purple!" FWM

Today,me and my boyfriend were playing a game on his iTouch,it was laying on his lap. When my teacher came by, he hid it. I got suspended for inappropriate behavior towards others. FWM

This girl i have liked for so long finally went out with me. The date went perfect In my car we started kissing she grabbed my dick and i came right in her hand.. FWM

My boyfriend had to give me tips on how to give him a hand job... while i was giving him a hand job. FWM. FWM

I was having sex with my girlfriend. We were going at it pretty hard, and right as she was about to orgasm she screamed, "Oh my God Charlie!" My name is Eric. We'd been dating for 6 years FWM

I was chatting with my dad and my boyfriend on Facebook. I got them mixed up, and I told my dad, in detail, what i wanted to do to his penis when we saw each other next FWM

At a dinner party over the weekend, a lesbian friend of a friend told me it was her birthday today and she'd like to have sex with me. I agreed and spent the last few days getting ready for my first time with a girl. She stood me up. Didn't even call. FWM

I was watching porn on my laptop, on the bus home. I was obviously wearing headphones. However, I couldn't hear much of the panting in the video, so I turned up the volume to maximum. Apparently, I didn't plug in my headphones FWM

I went to CVS to buy condoms for the first time. The asain cashier asked me how old I was; I am 16. He then said, "Oh. Fucking already?" As I handed him my credit card he told me they didn't accept it and said, "Look like no fucking for you!" He laughed at me the whole way out the door. FWM

my sister made my one night stand a pot of coffee. When my sister asked the girl whether she wanted cream or sugar, the girl looked at me and said: "well, obviously I'm not picky." FWM