‘Love’
I just got back my English project. We were supposed to do a story based on our autobiography and I wrote mine based on a girl and her relationships. My teacher wrote, "Great story, but the girl is a slut." That girl is me. I have just been called a slut by English teacher. FWM
(93) - Been there done that. (11)
FWM FWM married 10+ years to my soulmate...we were perfect together for so many years... kids and a great house and all that shit that is supposed to matter in life. He recently let me know he was born female 'inside' & wants a sex change - every day is a reminder that it was all a huge fucking lie FWM
(79) - Been there done that. (11)
I was watching the fattest man in the world get married on TV. I turned to my current boyfriend and said, “God, if he can find love, I hope there’s someone crazy enough to marry me!” He turned to me and said, “Yeah, good luck.” FWM
(53) - Been there done that. (5)
I hugged and comforted my friend after she broke up with her boyfriend, she looked me lovingly in the eyes and says, “I’m so glad that you are gay”. I am straight and I have been in love with her for the last two years. FWM
(89) - Been there done that. (22)
i think that my crush of two years finally likes me...now that i'm talking to another guy. but you know what, the other guy probably doesn't like me anyways and i already told my crush about him. FWM FWM
(23) - Been there done that. (4)
When I arrived home from work, my wife noticed a small lipstick smudge on the collar of my shirt. she then told me what a relief it was that I too was unfaithful, she'd been banging our neighbor for 6 months, the lipstick was hers from when she kissed me goodbye this morning FWM
(79) - Been there done that. (2)
My mom punished me because she found out the guy I was forbidden to see had been coming over. I denied that she had ever been to our house. My mom said she had evidence. She printed out a picture of the guy's car at my house from Google Earth FWM
(39) - Been there done that. (4)
My gf caught me making out with someone else.My excuse:i was drunk and mistook the girl for her. the girl i made out with while i was drunk was a 6'2" drunk trans with a serious tan; my gf? 2 shades from albino and 5'4" ...i just lost my possible fiancee because of a mexican trans names Jesus... FWM
(28) - Been there done that. (5)
My boyfriend of 8 months asked me how to spell my name. FWM
(28) - Been there done that. (6)
My mom told me for the first time that I was born a hermaphrodite. In front of 400 people. At my wedding. My husband, who is a devout Catholic, is now debating whether or not to annul our marriage FWM
(59) - Been there done that. (7)
