Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to pick something up. When I opened the door, a blond girl my age ran over to me, ripped off my clothes, and humped madly until I got her off. She said, "Sorry, i thought you were my husband." and ran off again. That was my boyfriend's mom. FWM

Today, I found out that i have a certain medical condition that gives me a massive headache. The only cure is to chop my balls off. FWM FWM

Today, I found out I will be spending my whole summer in Montana while my boyfriend comes to visit me from Utah and I can't do anything about it. FWM FWM

Today, all of my friends went out. Guess who wasn't invited? FWM FWM

Today my friend came over and was going to call this boy i like to ask him out for me. As we called, his dad picked up and put him on the phone. We said her name was Stacy so we didn't give away our real identitys. She was to nervous and hung up the phone right as he said "hi.IDK If he likes me. FWM FWM

I went to my friend's house. Her dog came up to me with a chewy doll.Then i look closely and it said " Hi I'm Kim,please bite me". Im the only Kim she knows. FWM

I got my period while having sex. Then i had to explain what a period was to my boyfriend. FWM

i was talking on IM to a hot girl i want to have sex with. I switched windows and told my best friend how dumb she is and how she bores me to death, plus a few other insults. It appears i actually hadn't switched windows... FWM

One day I went to my friends house with my friend, her boyfriend, another couple and one more couple. I was the only one single there and all of the couples started to make out and this escalated into a huge orgy on my friends bed. I had to listen to all of my friends moaning... for 4 hours. FWM

i felt really hyper so i decided to put on a really cool rock song that i liked i started dancing crazy i took a bad step tripped went face first into my wall and made a huge hole i had to pay $250 to fix the wall and $3000 to fix my broken nose FWM