Jokes Jokes Jokes

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, … That’s right, Fwhyme.com now offers one more reason to love it.. First there was “Fwims” (a story that ends in Fuck Why Me?) then there was confessions, and now there are Jokes..

Know a funny joke? Want to hear some funny Jokes? Well Fwhyme.com is the place to be.. Life is full of so many bad things, sometimes we need to take a minute out and just laugh.. For a good laugh check out www.fwhyme.com/jokes …

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We would like to address something that has brought up a little controversy, in regards to one of our categories on the “Jokes” section of our site. Everyone is different. Some people think some things are funny and some people don’t. Fwhyme.com was faced with a dilemma when putting together our “jokes” category.

In today’s, day and age it’s politically incorrect to even so much as joke about the word “racism”, but the truth is whether we like it or not there are racist jokes. There are prejudiced, bigot and racist jokes. Does that mean you have to be one of those things to find it funny? I think not.. It’s humor, it’s funny and thats that..

www.Fwhyme.com is an American Site in America.. In this great country of ours we are blessed with the freedom of speech. Our founding fathers not only thought it necessary to allow people to have the freedom to say what they want when they want. But thought it was so important that they made it our first Amendment in our constitution. If it is good enough for for the first Americans to die for, then why shouldn’t the users of this site enjoy it as well?

If these jokes offend you, we truly apologize. If some “jokes” go a little to far we will take them off, but most of them we will not…

The only type of jokes we will block and ban the user that posts them are anything relating to the exploitation of young children. ANY TYPE OF JOKE THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANY THING SEXUAL INVOVLING A CHILD WILL BE BANNED AND THE RETARD THAT POSTS IT WILL BE BLOCKED, AND IF I SHOULD HAPPEN TO RUN INTO YOU ON THE STREET you’ll be asking “Fuck Why Me?“ for sure..

Other then that we hope you enjoy… please don’t take any jokes you read on our site as anything but that, a “Joke”..

http://www.fwhyme.com/jokes

Fwhyme.com’s Confessions

Fwhyme.com presents “Confessions”. Everyone has something that they do or have done that they might want to confess.

When looking back on your life, can you see things that leave you in aw, knowing that you have done it?
Made you think “why would I do something like that?”. Maybe even leaves you asking your self “Fuck why me, why am I the type of person that would do something like that?” or “Why am I the type of person who still does things like this?”

Well, if you can relate to any of the above, Fwhyme.com has something perfect for you. Starting now you can submit something you have done that you’ve never told anyone about. Get it off your chest, shock the world with your confession. Or help everyone to know people actually do things like this. Here are three confessions that have been submitted since we started our “Confessions”:

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“I work in dominoes sometimes pizzas fall off the oven conveyor belt and land face down on the floor. So we just pick them up sprinkle new cheese on it and stick it back in half way. Or just put new cheese on top. By the time it gets to the house the cheese has melted and it looks better then before. “
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“When I’m in a bad mood, and a tourist stops and asks me for directions, I purposely send them the wrong way.”

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“Everyday in gym glass I volunteer to hand out the towels so I can see all my class mates naked.. “

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You can go to our home page and submit a Confession just like a Fwim (FWM)…

Oh, and BTW if you have Myspace you can follow Fwhyme’s “Confessions” on our official Myspace page.

MySpace

FWM Presents our official MySpace page “www.myspace.com/fwhyme “.Streaming Fwims (FWMs) in real time for all of MySpace world to see.

If your not a “friend” add us now. You can already view FWM from facebook and twitter ( www.twitter.com/fuckwhyme ). Now follow your favoret site on MySpace.. Have a suggestion ? Please feel free to send all suggestions to info@fwhyme.com. Fwhyme.com is updating on a daily basis and we love to hear what our users have to say. So please let us know.

Thank you for making www.fwhyme.com your number one Internet destination. Fwhyme.com has only been officially “live” for 5 days. Today we are proud to announce 8 thousand hits a day.

Once again we would like to thank all of our contributers and loyal viewers. Please keep spreading the word.

Is This Guy Gonna Be Posting Today?

You know this guy is saying “F**** Why Me?!” Check out this story: Police chased a stolen tractor trailer southbound on Interstate 75 through the southern portion of Metro Atlanta Tuesday afternoon.

The truck was stolen in Union City, and the truck’s owner hopped on the back of the cab. The truck sped off with the owner holding on for dear life on the back of the cab.

Capt. Jason Bolton with the Henry County Police Department says authorities believe the man carjacked the truck in Union City just south of Atlanta. Bolton says county authorities helped chase the truck as it barreled down Interstate 75 with the truck’s owner sitting on the back.

The truck was brought to a halt in Monroe County after at least two of the truck’s tires came off during the pursuit.