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I decided to measure my penis length, so I took one of those foldable rulers out and began measuring. As I was holding the ruler out, my hand slipped and the ruler folded in half, pinching my penis head in the process. FWM

#2017 comment (0) - June 2nd, 2009 at 7:53am by Someone - Health - wow [?]

(333) - Been there done that. (176)

I came home to find my BBQ was stolen. Next day i came home and my BBQ was back with two MLB tickets. I thought a neighbor borrowed it and was saying thanks by giving me the tickets. My wife and I went to the game and when we returned home our entire house was robbed including the BBQ. FWM

#2013 comment (0) - June 2nd, 2009 at 7:21am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(599) - Been there done that. (104)

I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance FWM

#2009 comment (0) - June 2nd, 2009 at 6:56am by Someone - Random - wow [?]

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At night, when everyone is alseep, I sneak into my older sister's bedroom and jerk off while watching her sleep. I'm 17, she's 22. Confessed

#1997 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 11:07pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(406) - Been there done that. (156)

I wanna have a threesome with my my daughter, and her husband. Confessed

#1993 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 10:52pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(287) - Been there done that. (106)

I fantasize about watching my wife being fucked by another man. Confessed

#1989 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 10:44pm by Someone - Sex - wow [?]

(185) - Been there done that. (87)

Me and my boyfriend were eating hot dogs. He had a bit of ketchup on his face, I decided to lick it off to look sexy. It wasn't Ketchup, it was a pimple. FWM

#1945 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 9:47pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(266) - Been there done that. (34)

I was giving a haircut to this man and he said he wanted a buzz cut. So I decided to cut a penis in his head. Just after that the razor died. FWM

#1934 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 9:01pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(246) - Been there done that. (31)

In church, the priest gave a long homily about how texting, phones and technology in general dictate our lives and block the message from God. When he finished, there was a short silence. That's when my phone went off. Everyone turned to look at me. FWM

#1930 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 6:20pm by Someone - Random - wow [?]

(181) - Been there done that. (56)

I just started a new job making wedding cakes. I needed advice on a custom cake, so I called a professional. He has a heavy speech impediment. I ended up using baby powder instead of baking powder. FWM

#1922 comment (0) - May 31st, 2009 at 2:25am by Someone - Work - wow [?]

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